The feeling's mutual

Today was not the day to get on my nerves. I don't care if you were an adorable two year old looking up at me with big blue eyes while simulaneously drinking dirty pool water and hitting the poor little defenseless baby sitting next to you. I don't care if you were the person on the other end of the phone who accidentally called the wrong number just looking for someone who looks after her middle aged brother. I don't care if you were the mostly fun but today extremely over the top annoying 5th, 6th and 7th grade lacrosse team who kept whining about how hot it was and not listening to anything either Haleigh or I said. I don't care if you were the Sheraton shuttle driver who conveniently drifted into my lane and cut me off to sit at a red light for 5 minutes while apologizing to me through your mirror. I guarantee if today was the day you met me, you would have hated me. And the feeling would have been mutual.