Friday, May 4, 2012

I don't speak British

CS: "We have a Bwitish sub tomowoah."
Me: "Cool."
CS: "I don't wike huh. She's been ow-ah sub befoah."
Me: "Why don't you like her?"
CS: "Because she doesn't unduh-stand what we ah saying. Because she speaks a diffewent wanguage."
Me: "Um, no she doesn't. She speaks English like us."
CS: "No! She speaks Bwitish. She has to wook up ev-we-thing we say!"
Me: "Well, you should be patient with her."

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