CS: "Becca, can I be-way you?"
Me: "No C, I'm too heavy for you to belay me."
CS: "No! I weigh mo-ah than you!"
Me: "No you don't."
CS: "Yes! I do! How much do you weigh?"
Me: "How much do YOU weigh?"
CS: "You fuhst!"
Me: "I bet you weigh about 60 pounds."
CS: "Nope! I weigh about 80!"
Me: "If I weighed 80 pounds I would look disgusting. But thank you."
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