CS: "Ho ho ho! That was on a window."
Me: "Who else says that?"
CS: "Santa! Actually, Mom says is because Mom is Santa."
Me: Silence...
CS: "Yeah, thay-uh was a wo-ah (war) on Kwismas eve and Santa was killed by the Iwakians (Iraqians) in 1904. So now Mom is Santa. I'd like to go to the no-ath pole someday."
Me: "Yeah? Who would you want to see there?"
CS: "Thay-uh's no one thay-uh! Santa is dead."
Me: "What about polar bears or Santa's elves or reindeer?"
CS: "No! They all get thay-uh powuh fwom Santa so they ah all dead too!"
Me: Silence.
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