Now you have me second guessing myself...

Me: "MD, what should I make for dinner this weekend?"
MD: "For your husband?"
Me: "No."
MD: "For your boyfriend?"
Me: "No."
MD: "For your wife?"
Me: "No."
MD: "For your girlfriend?"
Me: "No."
MD: "Are you a lesbian?"
Me: "No."
MD: "Are you a boy that looks like a girl?"
Me: "No."
MD: "Are you sure you're not a lesbian?"