To the bar

DM: "Can we go to Franny-O's?"

Good beats

EC: "That car has some good beats."

Hate

CR: "I fucking hate you!"

Dirty

*To a 14 year old girl*

Me: "Don't touch that pigeon!!"

Thank you

BM: "Thank you so much, I'm having so much fun!"

Herb

*Seeing a box of garlic and herb rice*

DM: "Isn't herb like a drug? You know, like... like heroin?"

Poop

DM: "I might have to fart. But it might be a poop."
Me: "Do you need to go to the bathroom?"
DM: "No, I'll just hold it."
Me: "It's not good to hold it D."
DM: "It's ok!"

*5 minutes later*

DM: "Yep, I have to poop! I'll be back in twenty minutes."

Old century

CR: "You're from the old century. Like before Ipods and cell phones and computers."