Bring it

CP (to me): "You wanna go, little girl?"

SMD

JL: "SUCK MY DICK!"

Scissoring

*While playing 500*

CP: "I'm gonna scissor you!!!!"

FLB

C: "You're a fucking lesbian BITCH!"

Women drivers

*Playing the game of Life*

(After landing on the 4th car accident square on the board)

Me: "Wow! I have been in a lot of accidents!"
KB: "Ugh! Women drivers!"

Birthday present

Me: "Happy day after your birthday! I can't believe you're 9 now!"
MFM: "Yeah, well, I wish you could get me a birthday present."

Mocha

AC: "You know how I'm half black?"
Me: "Yes."
AC: "I'm mocha!"

Ready, set, go

MFM: "Why can't you pick me up earlier?"
Me: "Because I am running the Girls on the Run group. I'm the head coach."
MFM: "So you say 'Ready, set, go!'?"

Halfrican

CS: "Are you half bwack?"