Crotch

AC: "Ow my crawfish!! My crawfish!!"

Lice. Ew.

*Baking cookies*

MFM: "I should probably itch my head away from the batter."
Me: "That's a good idea, M."
MFM: "I have lice!"
Me: "WHAT?!"

Puke and a boob grab

Yesterday, I was puked on. There was also an accidental boob grab.



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