Adult kindergarten

AJ: "Where is Miss Kristen?"
BK: "She's going to college!"
AJ: "Adult college?"
Me: "Yes, adult college."
AJ: "So does that mean she has to go to adult kindergarten?"

No kegs allowed

*In line to pay to get into the beach*

BK: "There's no kids allowed at the beach?"
Me: "Of course kids are allowed at the beach!"
BK: "But it says... no kids."
Me: "Where does it say that B?"
BK (pointing): "That sign right there!"
Me (reading sign - NO KEGS): "Oh, no B... kids are allowed."
BK: "Why does that sign say no kids?!"
Me: "I don't know..."

One of the best kids' quotes ever. Promise.

D: "I have a cock."
Me: "A what??"
D: "A cock."
Me: "You mean like a rooster?"
D: "No."
Me: "......."
D: "A cocker spaniel."

That's an everyday occurrence

B: "Are you sick?"
Me: "No..."
B: "Oh, your voice sounds really deep."

Turning into a virgin

MN: "My sister is a vegetarian... but she's turning into a virgin."

What's the difference between a lady and a woman?

BK to his mom: "You thought Becca was Kristen? Kristen's a lady!"
Me: "B, what do you think I am??"
BK: "You're a woman."

How do you take your coffee?

7 year old BK: "I only drink coffee!"
Me: "How do you take your coffee?"
BK: "To work."

College - actually, pretty accurate

S: "All college kids spend their money on Ramen, liquor, drugs and girls."