Man nipples

*Watching piglets drink milk from mama pig*

SI: "I'm glad I'm a MAN and that won't happen to my nipples!"

Gotcha

*On a field trip in the blacksmith's shop*

J: "What can you make?"
Blacksmith: "Oh, just about anything!"
C: "Can you make hot dogs?"

Worse than bridezilla

TM: "Yeah my aunt has turned into a total bride-asaurus."

Big muscles

Me: "My dad ran by your house during the marathon."
CS: "Oh yeah, I saw him."
Me (surprised because there were thousands of runners and C has never met my dad): "You did?!"
CS: "Wait, does he have big muscles?"
Me: "Yeah, he does."
CS: "Yeah! I saw him!"

Walk like an African

CS: "My mom doesn't want me to walk like they do in Africa."
Me: "How do they walk in Africa?"
CS: "Barefoot."

Bitchy and evil... Who am I talking about?

MD: "I miss the old Miley Cyrus, she was sweet and nice. Now she's bitchy and evil."
Me: "Yeah, she's definitely not Hannah Montana anymore!"

A whole different use for a thermometer

*BW telling me about the incentives and prizes through her running group, Girls on the Run*

BW: "Yeah, and they gave us a thermometer so we can keep track of how many steps we take."