Half a vegeta-wian

CS: "I'm half a vegeta-wian. Because I wike vegetables but I also wike meat."

Working vacation

CS: "Becca, how long is a pwane wide?"
Me: "It depends where you're going."
CS: "Fwo-wida."
Me: "About 3 and a half hours."
CS: "Ok. Me and you ah going to go they-uh togeth-uh."
Me: "Like for vacation?"
CS: "Yeah!"

Slow growing

*Talking about who we are hanging out with the following day*
CS: "How old is Z?"
Me: "He's 10, but he's your height."
CS (to himself): "Just remember C, some people grow slow."
Me: "What?"
CS: "Nothing. I'm talking to myself."

Spoken like a true diva. Thanks Mariah Carey.

MD: "Boys sweat and girls glow."

What do you see? I'll tell you the right answer once I get 15 followers...

Not judging a book by its' cover

Me: "C, don't the mountains look beautiful today?!"
CS: "I don't judge mountains by how they look. I judge them by how they feel."

Anime convention

Me: "How was the Anime Convention M?"
MN: "It was great!"
Me: "What did you do there?"
MN: "I went to a couple seminars."
Me (pulling teeth): "Give me some examples."
MN: "Cross-dressing for women. They taught us how to make our breasts flatter and walk like a boy. But I already know how to walk like a boy because I hang out with all guys."
Me: "...Cool."

No it doesn't.

LR: "Your voice sounds just like Taylor Swift."