Ratatouille

Me: "We're going to watch Ratatouille today, D!"
DR: "That movie is funny! I like Rabbit Tooty!"

Sex and the City

*Co-worker KV and her client AS discussing movies*

KV: "Let's keep moving... these are adult movies."
AS: "I've seen worse." (Whispers) "I've seen Sex and the City!"

Bigger brain

*After discussing the book CS is reading in class*

Me: "C, why do you like reading?"
CS: "I wike weading because it makes my bwain bigg-uh!"

Rich boyfriend

MD's grandpa: "When are you going to buy a new car with all that money you make?"
Me: "You think I make a lot of money?"
MD's grandpa: "Well, no. Don't you have a rich boyfriend?"
Me: "No, I don't. Let me know if you know of anyone."
MD's grandpa: "You're talking to one! I'm hard to deal with but I've got the money."
Me: "Ha....."

Stuff to do

MD: "I woke up at 4am this morning."
Me: "Why?"
MD: "I had stuff to do."

Peacock

*Listening to BW's Ipod*

BW:"This next song sounds funny..."

*She puts on Katy Perry's 'Peacock'*

Ipod: "I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock. Your peacock, cock... Come on baby let me see what you're hiding underneath. Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?"

Not even kitten heels?

Me: "You know how you can get blisters on your hands, or even on your heels?"
CS: "I don't wear heels!!"

Happy MLK Jr Day

CS: "You know what I want to be when I gwo up Becca?"
Me: "What C?"
CS: "A sculptor!"
ME: "That's great! What do you want to sculpt?"
CS: "What was yestuh-day?"
Me: "Monday?"
CS: "No! What howiday was it?"
Me: "Oh, Martin Luther King, Jr. Day."
CS: "Yeah! I want to gwo up and sculpt Mah-tin Wufuh King June-yuh."

Pregnant?

*Staff member JP discussing her pregnancy with me and BW, while M tries to eavesdrop*

M: "What did you say?"
JP: "I'm pregnant."
M: "You're pregnant?! Oh God!"
Me: "You know M, usually when you hear that the typical response is 'Congratulations'."

Grenade

DR: "How did they blow up the Lake Champlain Bridge?"
Me: "I think they attached explosives to it and used a remote control once they were in a safe place to blow it up."
DR: "Oh... I thought they used a grenade."

Bieber fever strikes again

DR: "Who's this singing?"
Me: "Um... Maybe Natasha Beddingfield or Nelly Furtado? I'm not sure."
DR: "Oh, I thought it was Justin Bieber."

Have you been smoking?

MD's grandpa: "Your eyes look funny, have you been smoking?"

I know

*Singing along to Taylor Swift with MD*

MD: "You need a better voice Becca."

Doesn't work that way sweetheart

*Discussing how her grandfather doesn't allow her to eat candy anymore*

MD (angrily): "I'm gonna ground him when I get home. Seriously."

No hesitation

MD: "I think there needs to be a number in between 1 and 2."
Me: "What would you call it?"
MD: "Durf."