Please tell me that isn't code for anything

Me: "How was the school dance?"
BW: "I slowed danced with ______!"

Mom?

DR's friend to me: "Are you his mom?"
DR: "No, she's my big sister!"

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CS's friend about me: "Is she your mom?"

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Playground supervisor to CS: "No, you have to listen to your mom now!"
CS: "She's not my mom, she's my fwend!"

GWB all the way! Not.

MN: "Are you old enough to vote?"

New brother?

CS to Mrs. R: "Do you know that man with the be-uhd?"
Mrs. R: "Um, no I don't."
CS: "No you do! His be-uhd stops wight at his chin and he wuhks on the pway gwound aftuh school."
Mrs. R: "I'm sorry I don't know who he is."
CS: "Oh, well he is Becca's bwuthuh." CS turns to me: "Do you know him?"
Me: "Haha, no C, I don't know him."
CS: "Oh, well he's yuh bwuthuh."
Mrs. R: "Hahahahaha."

tan actually...

MD: "I bet I can guess what color your bra is."
Me: "What?"
MD: "I bet I can guess what color your bra is!"
Me: "M, that's inappropri---"
MD: "White!!"

Bad soda

CS: "Can you guess what I want to be when I gwoah up?"
B: "Um... a firefighter?"
CS: "No... but theyuh in the same bi-uh-ding."
B:"I give up."
CS: "Am-bwee-an-see-ers! That was so easy I can't believe you didn't we-mem-buh!"

Translation: Ambulance driver, or ambeelancier... :)

CS: "Do you know the bad soda that makes you mad?"
B: "Yes, I do."
CS: "I'm nevuh going to dwink the bad soda that makes you mad! Nevuh! Ah you?"
B: "No, never."