last day of camp

JM: "Becca, you are a refrigerator and I am a magnet."

*Shhhooop!*

...As he sticks his body onto mine for the next 5 minutes...

innocent minds

CS: "How old are you Becca?"
RT: "I'm 25."
CS: "Ok, so when I'm older I'm going to ride you all around. And my mom and my dad. I'm going to ride them too."

Me staring hard at Julia with question marks and exclamation points in my eyes.

JC: "He means on his motorcycle."
RT: "Ohh, CS, you're going to drive me around on your motorcycle when you're older?"
CS: "Yep! I'm going to ride you!"

mother f

i changed the living room around a bit. i'm getting restless with lauren not being here! and it's only day 2... we need to start cutting the cord though. anyway, i'm not entirely decided if i like it or not. but for now i'm keeping it because i got sweaty getting it like this. nothing new. but i think it feels more cozy, but it's possible that's how i want it to feel and not actually how it does feel.

i got kicked and threatened to be punched as well as being called a motherfucker today. welcome to the beginning of the work week...

i mean... maybe?

Another counselor and I were talking about cutting hair and donating it for Locks of Love when NB interrupts...

NB "Yeah, I know a lot of people that donate their hair to gardeners."
MC and RT: "You do? Why?"
NB: "Because they like to grow vegetables and stuff."

...Silence....

dogs

BK: "When I'm older I'm going to have a Sherman Shephard."
CS: "A Sherman Shephard huh?"
BK: "Yes, a Sherman Shephard."

yumm b.c.

why is it the older i get the longer my hangover is? and why does it start so late?? i'd prefer to just get it over with first thing in the morning. and it's almost 3:00 in the afternoon and i am sooo uncomfortable. haa i just realized i'm watching the hangover while being hungover. good chance i'll fall asleep.

gross

The next door neighbor's spider is getting BIGGER!!!! Maybe that's why I put off doing the dishes??

I swear it's muscle...

TM: "Your arm jiggles when I poke it."

Thanks TM, you really know how to make a girl feel special...

What does that even mean??

*After giving J a life jacket to wear for kayaking...

J: "They give my brother one of these to wear in his room. That way it won't splatter if he poops."

tgit

J: "I'm going to destroy all the toilets in the tri-state area!"

Red group tired me out today. I was told I was a dick ass while being kicked and hit. Twenty minutes later I am playing find the goggles with the same little boy in the lake. It's nice when people don't hold grudges. Still so far so good!

blog diarrhea

As I've started to read a couple of blogs regularly, I've noticed that most of them are a waste of time (including my own but I have only sent this site to about 5 friends just so they know what's going on in my life).

Most blogs are wordy just to be wordy. And to translate, it comes across as self indulgent. They write to think they are being listened to and people actually care. People don't care, and they will tune out if you don't keep it short - just me?

This blog is more my speed: http://dianameaker.tumblr.com/. Photos are few words and short sentences. I like. You're welcome... even though I know you don't care ;)

loving ittttt

C: "Did you know this banana was in a car crash?"


So many one liners all day long. I could do this forever just for the laughs.

quote of the day

At living skills summer camp day 1...

E: "My brother is married to my cat Peanut."
C: "Your cat's name is Peanut? Weird."
S: "THAT'S the weird part of that story?"

bending

is it possible for a straw to break or will it only crack?